🌱🚜 BREAKING NEWS! 🚜🌱
Heritage Cooperative is excited to announce a NEW innovation in agriculture—self-harvesting corn! 🌽🤖 Thanks to cutting-edge technology, our new hybrid Corn-plete AutoHarvest will pick, shell, and deliver itself straight to your bin. No equipment needed!
Farmers, get ready to sit back, relax, and let your crops do the work! 😆
…Okay, maybe not yet—but we’re always working on ways to help you grow smarter! Happy April Fools’ Day from all of us at Heritage Cooperative! 🎉
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